"Oh my God, the earth is going to end!"

This is basically what every local news station fed to everyone in Seattle over the past few days. Seattle's proximity to significant mountain ranges would make one think a few inches of snow would be an after-thought. Think again. We got two inches of snow last night and the city is friggin' paralyzed. I can't imagine how true Seattleites would handle a Nor'easter.

I plan to drive around town tonight and spread joy with my new spectacular LED Xmas lights. Eat you heart out, Santa.

I may not be able to wrap presents, but....

...I can sure as hell decorate a car with Xmas lights. I decided to take advantage of technology this year and go with the LED Xmas light strand. They're about three times more expensive than regular lights, but they're more durable and will last longer than the car.

Why I can never work for Santa...

This took me almost a half hour. I know, it's pathetic. I can't imagine doing this 20 billion times for the children of the earth.